Work Life Balance or Work Life Bullshit?


by Adam & Ramsay

"Nobody changed the world working 40 hours a week," or did they?

- Elon Musk in Collaboration with Adam (Tesla Owner (I own 1 share)).

Bye-bye 40-hour Work Week

  • 50 is the average # of messages an employee receives outside of regular business hours.
  • Meetings after 8pm are up 16% from last year.
  • 1/5 meetings are happening outside the regular 9/5.

Figure out What Works for You

Here's the thing about workaholism -> it's intellectual hamster wheel spinning disguised as productivity. You're burning through the same neural pathways until they're smoking ruins.

JP Morgan just capped junior bankers at 80 hours a week. That's their "wellness initiative." When 80 hours feels like relief, your culture is broken.

Google tried the opposite extreme. They gave employees 20% time for side projects, which created Gmail but also created a generation thinking innovation happens during designated creativity hours. 70% of Google employees report good work-life balance, yet 49% still feel burnt out.

L'Oréal figured out the middle path. They don't just talk balance, they engineer sustainable intensity into operations. Their "Share & Care" program isn't about limiting hours; it's about optimizing human performance.

The difference is mathematical. A JP Morgan analyst working 110 hours isn't 2.75x more productive than someone working 40. They're operating at 30% cognitive capacity for 70% of their time.

But pure balance kills drive too. Cap everything at 40 hours and you're maintaining the status quo with better mental health metrics. (Or buidling Lego's if you're Deloitte)

Real companies understand: taking care of people isn't charity, it's strategy. When people can think clearly and recover properly, they solve harder problems. That's not balance- that's just good business.


Why Your Grandma Matters More Than Your Quarterly Goals...

Here's the thing nobody talks about: Last month I was on a plane from Montreal to Vancouver because my grandmother was in the hospital. Not because I'm some enlightened guru of work-life balance, but because I got lucky enough to work somewhere that doesn't treat humans like robots. And that realization? It terrified me.

We've commoditized the concept of work-life balance into LinkedIn inspiration propaganda while ignoring the brutal mathematics of modern employment. The data is stark: 60% of employees globally report having a healthy work-life balance. That means 40% are drowning. Nearly half would quit tomorrow if their job prevented them from actually living their life.

But here's where it gets interesting... and this is the kind of research that makes me want to throw my phone at a wall: Only one third of employees who commute over 2 hours daily are satisfied with their work-life balance. Two hours. That's 20 hours a week, almost a whole day, just getting to and from the place that's supposed to fund your life.

The real kicker? We've turned "work-life balance" into another performance metric. Another way to "optimize" ourselves into the moon. Meanwhile, your grandmother is in the hospital, and you're calculating whether you can afford to be human for a week.

The algorithm doesn't care about your grandmother.

Your LinkedIn network won't hold her hand. But you will. And that's not work-life balance, that's just life. The balance part is building a career that doesn't punish you for being human when it matters most.

Stop optimizing. Start living.

My opinion is, go be with your family when you can. Go do the things that you love. I understand the grind, don't get me wrong, but when the grind is at the expense of your loved ones, there's something fundamentally wrong. The hustle culture gurus won't tell you this, but your last conversation with your grandma will matter more than any quarterly earnings call you'll ever sit through.

Remember that.


the end.

more next week ;)

If you click the button below, we hope you stub your toe.
​Unsubscribe · Preferences​

INTERN 2 CEO

Meet Your Founders: Ramsay & Adam Let's be honest: 99% of career advice comes from people who either haven't worked a real job in decades or are selling you something. Ramsay and Adam aren't those people. They're Brand Management students- which, let's face it, is a fancy way of saying they're learning how to make people buy shit they don't need. Here's what separates these two from every other LinkedIn optimization guru: they actually give a damn about leaving the world better than they found it. Revolutionary concept, right? While their peers are grinding for Goldman Sachs or chasing crypto fantasies, Ramsay and Adam figured out something the data actually supports: the most successful people aren't just climbing ladders — they're building them for others. The math is simple: help others win, and you win bigger. They've seen inside the #1 Beauty company in the world, they know how the sausage gets made. And instead of just cashing checks and updating their resumes, they decided to create something that matters: a newsletter that tells young people the truth about building careers in an economy that's rigged against them. No fluffy motivation. No "follow your passion" bullshit. Just real talk from two guys who are living the intern-2-CEO journey in real time, sharing what actually works and calling out what doesn't. Because here's the uncomfortable truth backed by actual data: if you're under 40, you're getting screwed. College costs have exploded 1,200% since 1980 while wages stayed flat. The average 30-year-old today has half the wealth their parents had at the same age. But here's the flip side most doom-scrollers miss: you're also the most educated, globally connected, and technologically empowered generation in human history. The question isn't whether the system is rigged: it is. The question is what you're going to do about it. Real talk. No Bullshit.

Read more from INTERN 2 CEO

by Adam & Ramsay "They Don't Know what the F*CK they're DOING!" - 47th President of the United States of America... Donald J Trump The Iran Play: Follow the Oil Money The numbers don't lie. Brent futures rallied by $5/bbl to $74/bbl after Israel's 13 June air strikes on Iran's nuclear and military facilities. Meanwhile, the S&P 500 barely blinked. The index posted its second consecutive weekly gain, finishing up 1.5% from the previous Friday and sits just 2.34% below its record close from...

by Adam & Ramsay From Crown to Clown: How LVMH Embarrassed Rolex at 400mph Pole Position Pricing: LVMH's $1.5B Middle Finger to the Competition We've all seen them... Their bags, their glasses, and now their Formula 1 cars?! LVMH didn't just outbid Rolex for F1's global partnership... they obliterated the entire sponsorship ecosystem... While Rolex was comfortable paying $50 million annually to hang their 'crown' around some podiums, Bernard Arnault walked into the room with a $1.5 billion...

by Adam & Ramsay The $150 Billion Breakup: When Billionaires Fight, Your Wallet Hurts... BS of the Week: The Great Distraction. This week was like watching a divorced couple fight over who gets to keep the country in the settlement. What likely triggered this Twitter tantrum? The bill cuts EV subsidies that line Elon’s pockets. Or the black eye… Meanwhile, Trump fired back with the political equivalent of "you can't sit with us," and Tesla stock nosedived 14%, erasing $150 billion. That's...